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Jun 12, 2023

The End Is Here

By now, if you’re following the Twitter account AltHomelandSecurity, you already know how this all started. You may have purchased the book…

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Jan 20, 2021

Joe Biden Is President — What’s Next For This Alt Account?

The last four years have been one of the rockiest in recent American history. @AltHomelandSec was created for a few reasons: to push…

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Nov 2, 2020

Vanilla ISIS — A Parody

I told you all last week I wanted to release the parody lyrics I wrote to another song after my @DropkickMurphys parody of “Johnny We…

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Sep 17, 2020

#AltGov is Dead

#AltGov is dead. The heart behind the cause is gone. What’s left is a skeleton of its former self where egos run wild without any…

#AltGov is Dead

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Jan 1, 2020

AltHomelandSec’s 2020 Endorsement

Hello friends, the time has finally come. I know you were all so very eager to hear my 2020 endorsement as if some anonymous persona on…

AltHomelandSec’s 2020 Endorsement

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Jun 30, 2019

Trump/Trump 2020 — Why Ivanka Trump May Be The Next Vice President

It appears that Donald Trump has been preparing his daughter for some form of elected office in the future. And the future could be now.

Trump/Trump 2020 — Why Ivanka Trump May Be The Next Vice President

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Jul 16, 2018

Today, I’m Registering Republican To #WalkTowards Danger

Today, I am registering as a Republican. But let me make this perfectly clear, this is not a #WalkAway post — in fact, this is a…

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Jan 30, 2018

Melania Trump Does Not Deserve Your Ire

Melania Trump, America’s First Lady, is a lot of things. She’s an immigrant, a former model, a wife, and a mother.

Melania Trump Does Not Deserve Your Ire

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Jul 31, 2017

A Better Democratic Slogan

This letter was in response to the New York Times article linked here about creating a better slogan for the Democratic party. I am posting…

A Better Democratic Slogan

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Apr 1, 2017

A Little About Myself…

Hi everyone — I’ve received a lot of requests to verify myself or where I work, so I wanted to send this letter along to share with you a…

AltHomelandSecurity

AltHomelandSecurity

Keeping America safe from within our borders. Not affiliated with DHS. #resist #countryoverparty // altdhs@protonmail.com

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